While the media addresses Robert Guilliman for what will be most definitely one of the biggest fights of the night on the UGP #8 Card, Navorro Williams sits in his seat bobbing his head back and forth. No, he doesn’t have headphones on and he’s not even listening to anything from his phone. He’s simply in the tune of his own mind. No rhyme or reason to it as he enjoys what seems to a 1 man only club bop. He’s wearing an all purple THRONE color t-shirt that has a picture in the front of a devil’s face smirking in all black while the bold white font around it simply says ‘THE DEVIL MADE ME DO THIS’ around the face. Outside of that a good pair of jeans and pair of “King Court Purple” Lebron 16s on his feet. His bop continues in the silence between reporters questions and he keeps to himself although obviously unable to stop moving.
Reporter 1
Navorro?
He doesn’t pay them any mind and just continues bopping. Whatever song his head is playing is that jam.
Reporter 1
N-Navorro? Warrior?
Earth to Vo Daddy isn’t received at all he continues the bop and even adds a little more of his hands into the dance hitting the Raven Symone as if he’s 7 years old or something. Unfortunately, even when he was 7 years old this wasn’t a popular dance.
Reporter 1
NAVORRO WILLIAMS.
Finally, the tone gets his attention and he slightly jumps only to turn and look at the reporter that ruined his personal moments. Navorro quickly grabs the mic after almost knocking everything in front of him over.
Navorro Williams
I was at the best parts yous disrespectfuls scab! Rudeness young...yous person! Whats!? Daymn. A man cant haves a moment around here?
Reporter 1
You are at a Press Conference.
Navorro Williams
Ok and its frees country! I shoulds be able to dances when I wants!!
Reporter 1
Yeaaa but we do have questions.
Navorro Williams
Then asks thems yous song ruiners. Bet yous a great time at parties. Yous probably fights the clowns or characters at kids parties. The drunk uncle thats not worth a daymn ands mads about it. Fuckings bagboy. You looks like the types of dup that likes...red velvet cake.
Navorro looks at the reporter extremely disappointed and mad shaking his head.
Reporter 1
Uhh, ok. Navorro--
Navorro Williams
That’s Vo Daddy to you. Yous probably smells like tomato juice and a wookie.
Reporter 1
I’m not calling you Vo Daddy.
Navorro Williams
Then I’m not answering yous questions. Yous probably smells like tomato juices thrown on a wookie. Next.
Navorro looks right on to the next one sticking to his word. The next reporter obviously takes full advantage of it.
Reporter 2
Let’s start with the fact that you had nothing to say in the building of this fight. Normally known for being rather vocal when it comes to your battles you’ve started your career in Union GP rather quiet so far. Only a few words to Jeremiah Ford overall and they were weird questions but we expect that. Here with your upcoming bout with Aries Reed you haven’t said anything to him. Is there a reason for this change so far?
Navorro shrugs not really thinking anything of it before looking through his phone he holds it up a bit where it’s not like anyone can see exactly what it is outside of those close quickly answers pointing to it.
Navorro Williams
I’m just warmings up peoples. Thats first press conference I was daydreamins. No reallys, so muchs was goings throught the mind. Long time sinces I been up heres. More than thats look at this beautiful womans and baby boy. That’s not to says I aints a talking machine. Twitter is a second rates to me to mes right now. Doings the works and comings home giving my family mys undivideds is my biggest thing. I gots words. I gots all the words but right nows I needs to focus on preps to fights and givings my family my times. I thinks Aries can relates being a father himself and this fight life is always importants to me but I wants my girl to relax when she can. I’m a new Dad. Its changed me a lotta bits. I guess I’m tryings to be a betters me.
Reporter 2
Do you think that better you will respond in the cage? A better version of yourself?
Navorro Williams
I’m works on it. As I said before I’m the only ones that can bring battles to C-Bananas. Thats my guy and I’m prouds of my campmate. A split with Jeremiah Fords wont hacks it. I’m still the SoVo. But SoVo needs to clean it up before he GoGo. Wake me up before yous...yous all knows the songs. And that performance gots the win but I brings it better to Aries Reed or its be a tough night. I don’t like tough nights. I like limbs.
Reporter 3
You are going up against an undefeated fighter in Aries Reed. All knockouts. All called in the 2nd Round. Are you worried?
Navorro Williams
If yous don’t have the butterflies before each fights somethings wrong. I don’t fear it or worries it. He’s a wrestler turned knockout artist and I gets dirty on the ground. I hopes he aint lost that background in the focus of knocking heads back. I gets a grips I’m not letting it go. Style makes fights and my hands aint shaky. I get his head and he’s might loose a dred or two. I tried to grows them shits, mades my balls itch. Underwears never fit rights eithers.
Navorro looks left to right waiting for another question while the crowd is confused as to why you would try to grow dreads on your ball hairs. The pause isn’t too long before another reporter steps up.
Reporter 4
You are also a high underdog in the fan voting against Aries Reed how--
Navorro Williams
--And here I thoughts mes and the Eastern Hemispheres was on good terms.
Reporter 4
Uhh, yeah but. How do you feel about that?
Navorro Williams
It’s my usuals place. I feels how I normals feel. He’s been actives longer has mores of a name. Got his highlights reels. I’m still wadings. No pains in that. Best thing I’ve dones is brings Ford down to the twitter thot divisions. I aint even dids that rights. Anyones knows me knows my game. I takes limbs or air from the throats. Right nows its a punchings game I’m in Union to shows theres sooo much mores than that. Yous all watching MMA like virgins. 16 year olds mindsets - I just gots to pounds the puss and thats makes her scream. No fools, yous hurtings the puss. Hits it with finesse and the strengths. The movement. The sciences. Hits the right buttons at the rights times. Takes the cues and responds with that wompwomp. Froms the feets to grounds. MMA is that fulls bodied experience. Thats why yous all can’t keep yous womens or mens. Let SoVo shows yous how its done.
Reporter 4
Uhh, what?
Navorro Williams
Next. Stupid fucking scabbie.
The next reporter steps right up.
Reporter 5
Saw interaction from you with SFN.
Navorro Williams
Whats it to yous chimp?
Reporter 5
Well, what’s going on there?
Navorro Williams
Money. Romeo and Cakes deserves the best. Simples plain. Right nows that aint the focus Aries is. He longs and lankys. Just the kinds I likes says D’arce Vader SoVo. The Magnificent Vo. Air Taker. Limb Ripper. BitchChoker. Darth Grippa. Chocolate Gold. I want another fights of the nights. Aries needs to plays the parts so wes gets it. Anything that happens in theres. The Devils made me do it.
While the media addresses Robert Guilliman for what will be most definitely one of the biggest fights of the night on the UGP #8 Card, Navorro Williams sits in his seat bobbing his head back and forth. No, he doesn’t have headphones on and he’s not even listening to anything from his phone. He’s simply in the tune of his own mind. No rhyme or reason to it as he enjoys what seems to a 1 man only club bop. He’s wearing an all purple THRONE color t-shirt that has a picture in the front of a devil’s face smirking in all black while the bold white font around it simply says ‘THE DEVIL MADE ME DO THIS’ around the face. Outside of that a good pair of jeans and pair of “King Court Purple” Lebron 16s on his feet. His bop continues in the silence between reporters questions and he keeps to himself although obviously unable to stop moving.
Reporter 1
Navorro?
He doesn’t pay them any mind and just continues bopping. Whatever song his head is playing is that jam.
Reporter 1
N-Navorro? Warrior?
Earth to Vo Daddy isn’t received at all he continues the bop and even adds a little more of his hands into the dance hitting the Raven Symone as if he’s 7 years old or something. Unfortunately, even when he was 7 years old this wasn’t a popular dance.
Reporter 1
NAVORRO WILLIAMS.
Finally, the tone gets his attention and he slightly jumps only to turn and look at the reporter that ruined his personal moments. Navorro quickly grabs the mic after almost knocking everything in front of him over.
Navorro Williams
I was at the best parts yous disrespectfuls scab! Rudeness young...yous person! Whats!? Daymn. A man cant haves a moment around here?
Reporter 1
You are at a Press Conference.
Navorro Williams
Ok and its frees country! I shoulds be able to dances when I wants!!
Reporter 1
Yeaaa but we do have questions.
Navorro Williams
Then asks thems yous song ruiners. Bet yous a great time at parties. Yous probably fights the clowns or characters at kids parties. The drunk uncle thats not worth a daymn ands mads about it. Fuckings bagboy. You looks like the types of dup that likes...red velvet cake.
Navorro looks at the reporter extremely disappointed and mad shaking his head.
Reporter 1
Uhh, ok. Navorro--
Navorro Williams
That’s Vo Daddy to you. Yous probably smells like tomato juice and a wookie.
Reporter 1
I’m not calling you Vo Daddy.
Navorro Williams
Then I’m not answering yous questions. Yous probably smells like tomato juices thrown on a wookie. Next.
Navorro looks right on to the next one sticking to his word. The next reporter obviously takes full advantage of it.
Reporter 2
Let’s start with the fact that you had nothing to say in the building of this fight. Normally known for being rather vocal when it comes to your battles you’ve started your career in Union GP rather quiet so far. Only a few words to Jeremiah Ford overall and they were weird questions but we expect that. Here with your upcoming bout with Aries Reed you haven’t said anything to him. Is there a reason for this change so far?
Navorro shrugs not really thinking anything of it before looking through his phone he holds it up a bit where it’s not like anyone can see exactly what it is outside of those close quickly answers pointing to it.
Navorro Williams
I’m just warmings up peoples. Thats first press conference I was daydreamins. No reallys, so muchs was goings throught the mind. Long time sinces I been up heres. More than thats look at this beautiful womans and baby boy. That’s not to says I aints a talking machine. Twitter is a second rates to me to mes right now. Doings the works and comings home giving my family mys undivideds is my biggest thing. I gots words. I gots all the words but right nows I needs to focus on preps to fights and givings my family my times. I thinks Aries can relates being a father himself and this fight life is always importants to me but I wants my girl to relax when she can. I’m a new Dad. Its changed me a lotta bits. I guess I’m tryings to be a betters me.
Reporter 2
Do you think that better you will respond in the cage? A better version of yourself?
Navorro Williams
I’m works on it. As I said before I’m the only ones that can bring battles to C-Bananas. Thats my guy and I’m prouds of my campmate. A split with Jeremiah Fords wont hacks it. I’m still the SoVo. But SoVo needs to clean it up before he GoGo. Wake me up before yous...yous all knows the songs. And that performance gots the win but I brings it better to Aries Reed or its be a tough night. I don’t like tough nights. I like limbs.
Reporter 3
You are going up against an undefeated fighter in Aries Reed. All knockouts. All called in the 2nd Round. Are you worried?
Navorro Williams
If yous don’t have the butterflies before each fights somethings wrong. I don’t fear it or worries it. He’s a wrestler turned knockout artist and I gets dirty on the ground. I hopes he aint lost that background in the focus of knocking heads back. I gets a grips I’m not letting it go. Style makes fights and my hands aint shaky. I get his head and he’s might loose a dred or two. I tried to grows them shits, mades my balls itch. Underwears never fit rights eithers.
Navorro looks left to right waiting for another question while the crowd is confused as to why you would try to grow dreads on your ball hairs. The pause isn’t too long before another reporter steps up.
Reporter 4
You are also a high underdog in the fan voting against Aries Reed how--
Navorro Williams
--And here I thoughts mes and the Eastern Hemispheres was on good terms.
Reporter 4
Uhh, yeah but. How do you feel about that?
Navorro Williams
It’s my usuals place. I feels how I normals feel. He’s been actives longer has mores of a name. Got his highlights reels. I’m still wadings. No pains in that. Best thing I’ve dones is brings Ford down to the twitter thot divisions. I aint even dids that rights. Anyones knows me knows my game. I takes limbs or air from the throats. Right nows its a punchings game I’m in Union to shows theres sooo much mores than that. Yous all watching MMA like virgins. 16 year olds mindsets - I just gots to pounds the puss and thats makes her scream. No fools, yous hurtings the puss. Hits it with finesse and the strengths. The movement. The sciences. Hits the right buttons at the rights times. Takes the cues and responds with that wompwomp. Froms the feets to grounds. MMA is that fulls bodied experience. Thats why yous all can’t keep yous womens or mens. Let SoVo shows yous how its done.
Reporter 4
Uhh, what?
Navorro Williams
Next. Stupid fucking scabbie.
The next reporter steps right up.
Reporter 5
Saw interaction from you with SFN.
Navorro Williams
Whats it to yous chimp?
Reporter 5
Well, what’s going on there?
Navorro Williams
Money. Romeo and Cakes deserves the best. Simples plain. Right nows that aint the focus Aries is. He longs and lankys. Just the kinds I likes says D’arce Vader SoVo. The Magnificent Vo. Air Taker. Limb Ripper. BitchChoker. Darth Grippa. Chocolate Gold. I want another fights of the nights. Aries needs to plays the parts so wes gets it. Anything that happens in theres. The Devils made me do it.